May 2013
crimsonskyes:
2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!
2013: These Pokemon are too simple!
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
“I fear that if I let go of you I will collapse in on myself like a dying star”
– (via autumn-anno-domini)
dark-lady-rose:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it neither or neither
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry:
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
what
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
…
um
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
aworldaboutto-dawn:
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
maybe without the unnecessary apostrophe
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
watchtheskytonight:
bloodymane:
fuckuuhoe:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
my life in a phrase
shove them aside and walk in front of them and pretend you are leading an army into mordor
